Italy has been fabulous and the-elle-em's wedding was a huge success. More photos later.

Obviously, I’m super proud of myself for losing 11 pounds for the-elle-em's wedding, but TIME TO GO FILL THESE BAD BOYS BACK UP WITH PIZZA AND GELATO in Italia! 

Off to the airport!

Obviously, I’m super proud of myself for losing 11 pounds for the-elle-em's wedding, but TIME TO GO FILL THESE BAD BOYS BACK UP WITH PIZZA AND GELATO in Italia!

Off to the airport!

I’m at the bank to pick up some Euros. The teller is working on the conversion, asked me a question about rounding up, and told me she’s really bad at math. I am concerned.

My attempt to braid a brioche-like bread dough is in the oven. Rosemary bread #4Lyfe

My attempt to braid a brioche-like bread dough is in the oven. Rosemary bread #4Lyfe

lipstickandinsubordination requested the rest of my wedding outfit. Hopefully I can pull this hair off. I’m wearing the dress in navy. Here it is on the model so you can see the back and detail.

I’m off to Italy tomorrow for the wedding! MY BODY IS READY 🍕🍷🍝🍕🍷🍝🍕🍷🍝

Forever looking for earrings for the-elle-em's wedding. I think I've found them. These make me feel like approximately ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Me: I’m drinking a tea of parsley, lime juice, lemon juice, and cayenne to boost my metabolism.

Baby Catcher: Really? I just like limeade. 

(Source: , via kh-inco)

I actually* straightened my hair for the first time in almost 3 months. Turns out it grew. Oh, don’t mind me. Just covering  a pimple with a floating index finger.

I actually* straightened my hair for the first time in almost 3 months. Turns out it grew. Oh, don’t mind me. Just covering a pimple with a floating index finger.

dembangs:

Has anyone posted this yet? I ask because seeing this on FB made me laugh, and that rarely happens.

dembangs:

Has anyone posted this yet? I ask because seeing this on FB made me laugh, and that rarely happens.

katiekaboom:

tastefullyoffensive:

Brazilian artist Rafael Mantesso uses silly illustrations and props to create funny photos with his Bull Terrier, Jimmy. [via]

Previously: Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

This is fantastic

dontgimmienolines:

Every year.Without fail.

dontgimmienolines:

Every year.
Without fail.

(Source: muchwillbedemanded)

the-elle-em:

BRB just screamed at work when I opened amavalapizza's bachelorette gift to me. My first pair of Tieks (WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE THESE ARE LIKE LITTLE FOLDING FEET PILLOWS) and the most amazing engraved bangle bracelet.
Also, I also majorly LOL’d because Keshia mailed this all in a large fed ex box and inside the large box was a small fed ex envelope which had this post-it letter sealed in the flap. I was deceased.
Had to include my favorite line from her otherwise very heartfelt letter which made me cry, which reads “no dildos here, ya tacky mother fuckers.”
#dead

Success!! Lisa is seriously the best gift-gver and I was determined to think of something useful for the occasion and, as mentioned above, not tacky. I’m happy she’ll be able to break them in a fabulous manner - strutting around Europe on her honeymoon.

I was dying for her to get these, mostly because I wanted them for myself (that’s how you know it’s a good gift?). After I get a review from her, I may purchase a pair soon since that bitch, Tory Burch, has royally fucked up my feet over the last four years. 

the-elle-em:

BRB just screamed at work when I opened amavalapizza's bachelorette gift to me. My first pair of Tieks (WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE THESE ARE LIKE LITTLE FOLDING FEET PILLOWS) and the most amazing engraved bangle bracelet.

Also, I also majorly LOL’d because Keshia mailed this all in a large fed ex box and inside the large box was a small fed ex envelope which had this post-it letter sealed in the flap. I was deceased.

Had to include my favorite line from her otherwise very heartfelt letter which made me cry, which reads “no dildos here, ya tacky mother fuckers.”

#dead

Success!! Lisa is seriously the best gift-gver and I was determined to think of something useful for the occasion and, as mentioned above, not tacky. I’m happy she’ll be able to break them in a fabulous manner - strutting around Europe on her honeymoon.

I was dying for her to get these, mostly because I wanted them for myself (that’s how you know it’s a good gift?). After I get a review from her, I may purchase a pair soon since that bitch, Tory Burch, has royally fucked up my feet over the last four years. 

katiekaboom:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

major LOL

reblog.every.time.

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