I’m headed here Sunday night for a date with the good doctor. The lobster salad houses all of my hopes and dreams.
god bless octogenarian congressmen on twitter
You guys, I’m headed to D.C. tomorrow morning for a meeting with the EPA. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE NOW, OMG
Water dribbling over the top gives the figure a lifelike, freshly dropped glisten—another sign of Kenar’s craftsmanship in service of his impish sense of humor.
Zoom In: East Village | Zoom in | Chicago
Oh, Chicago. I miss you.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
Wine-drunk selfie. I ate a box of target brand Mac & cheese and I may or may not have ordered a pizza.
Time to buy a new car?
My coworker’s car was totaled and she’s been shopping for a new one. I know we get cell phone, car insurance (etc etc) discounts through our company, but apparently we get discounts on actual cars too. She got $4,700 off MSRP AFTER negotiations.
We just go on through our intranet, which links to the car dealer’s website, and BAM. Pick the car you want, print certificate, and present to dealer. Corporate life, ftw.
If there’s a bowl of good chips and guacamole … I lose my mind.
On an industry phone call with Monsanto
It’s not ok for me to give them my two cents on their company right? Right.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
This rabbit is my role model, for real.
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
mostly because it’s accurate and i understand it 100%