every time i hear anything about pizza it makes me want pizza. pizza is powerful. POWERFUL. always want pizza. always.
That one time this baby catcher bribed the bouncer with $40 to get me into the bar on my birthday because I forgot my ID.
I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualize women, or when school and the government sexualize women. But the second a woman is in control, and sexualizes herself willingly, it’s wrong and disgusting.
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
The tags though
Every day after our afternoon walk she pants lightly while she cools down and I tell her the same cheesy joke:
Paris, are you hot? Are you a HOT DOG?!!!!
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
UNFRIEND. Not even going to crop out his name because IDGAF about the privacy of this ignorant prick. Put shit like this on the Internet, be prepared for its wrath.
Did I ever share this photo with you guys?
Me, earlier this summer… the face of PURE BLISS because of the giant pizza before me.