Forever looking for earrings for the-elle-em's wedding. I think I've found them. These make me feel like approximately ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Me: I’m drinking a tea of parsley, lime juice, lemon juice, and cayenne to boost my metabolism.

Baby Catcher: Really? I just like limeade. 

(Source: , via kh-inco)

I actually* straightened my hair for the first time in almost 3 months. Turns out it grew. Oh, don’t mind me. Just covering  a pimple with a floating index finger.

I actually* straightened my hair for the first time in almost 3 months. Turns out it grew. Oh, don’t mind me. Just covering a pimple with a floating index finger.

dembangs:

Has anyone posted this yet? I ask because seeing this on FB made me laugh, and that rarely happens.

dembangs:

Has anyone posted this yet? I ask because seeing this on FB made me laugh, and that rarely happens.

katiekaboom:

tastefullyoffensive:

Brazilian artist Rafael Mantesso uses silly illustrations and props to create funny photos with his Bull Terrier, Jimmy. [via]

Previously: Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

This is fantastic

dontgimmienolines:

Every year.Without fail.

dontgimmienolines:

Every year.
Without fail.

(Source: muchwillbedemanded)

the-elle-em:

BRB just screamed at work when I opened amavalapizza's bachelorette gift to me. My first pair of Tieks (WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE THESE ARE LIKE LITTLE FOLDING FEET PILLOWS) and the most amazing engraved bangle bracelet.
Also, I also majorly LOL’d because Keshia mailed this all in a large fed ex box and inside the large box was a small fed ex envelope which had this post-it letter sealed in the flap. I was deceased.
Had to include my favorite line from her otherwise very heartfelt letter which made me cry, which reads “no dildos here, ya tacky mother fuckers.”
#dead

Success!! Lisa is seriously the best gift-gver and I was determined to think of something useful for the occasion and, as mentioned above, not tacky. I’m happy she’ll be able to break them in a fabulous manner - strutting around Europe on her honeymoon.

I was dying for her to get these, mostly because I wanted them for myself (that’s how you know it’s a good gift?). After I get a review from her, I may purchase a pair soon since that bitch, Tory Burch, has royally fucked up my feet over the last four years. 

the-elle-em:

BRB just screamed at work when I opened amavalapizza's bachelorette gift to me. My first pair of Tieks (WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE THESE ARE LIKE LITTLE FOLDING FEET PILLOWS) and the most amazing engraved bangle bracelet.

Also, I also majorly LOL’d because Keshia mailed this all in a large fed ex box and inside the large box was a small fed ex envelope which had this post-it letter sealed in the flap. I was deceased.

Had to include my favorite line from her otherwise very heartfelt letter which made me cry, which reads “no dildos here, ya tacky mother fuckers.”

#dead

Success!! Lisa is seriously the best gift-gver and I was determined to think of something useful for the occasion and, as mentioned above, not tacky. I’m happy she’ll be able to break them in a fabulous manner - strutting around Europe on her honeymoon.

I was dying for her to get these, mostly because I wanted them for myself (that’s how you know it’s a good gift?). After I get a review from her, I may purchase a pair soon since that bitch, Tory Burch, has royally fucked up my feet over the last four years. 

katiekaboom:

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

major LOL

reblog.every.time.

amavalapizza:

Just dropping in to note this fabulous leather jacket I found marked down from $200 to $39 🙌

I had a few comments asking where this beauty came from. It’s from this random ass store I’ve never heard of called Wilsons Leather, but a friend of mine shops there all the time. EVERYTHING IS ON SALE and it’s all fabulous. (The photos on the tacky website really don’t do the jackets any justice.) 

amavalapizza:

Just dropping in to note this fabulous leather jacket I found marked down from $200 to $39 🙌

I had a few comments asking where this beauty came from. It’s from this random ass store I’ve never heard of called Wilsons Leather, but a friend of mine shops there all the time. EVERYTHING IS ON SALE and it’s all fabulous. (The photos on the tacky website really don’t do the jackets any justice.) 

Just dropping in to note this fabulous leather jacket I found marked down from $200 to $39 🙌

Just dropping in to note this fabulous leather jacket I found marked down from $200 to $39 🙌

Work field trip with the Lysol Healthy Habits bus! Wash dem hands kiddos. Flu season is among us.

Tis the season for the return of dark polish. 💅 Essie - no more film

Tis the season for the return of dark polish. 💅 Essie - no more film

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY