We’re so cheesy, I mean cute.

We’re so cheesy, I mean cute.

Headed to Brooklyn with glassowhine and yungsunshine to see sainttaco!

Headed to Brooklyn with glassowhine and yungsunshine to see sainttaco!

Despite being awful at tumblr for the last 8 months, I’ve had a steady increase in followers who probably know nothing about me. So, here’s my deal! Thanks for the tag smoobies

Basics

Name: Keshia
Birthday: Feb. 9

Favorite color: grey, any black & white combo, ever

Lucky number: meh, I don’t believe in such things

Height: 5’5”

Talents: decorating, binge eating, and most people are surprised to find out that I’m pretty athletic. I choose not to be because I like sitting inside on my couch. 

Last Dream you remember: !!! I went to a wedding and slept with the groom. Turns out the groom was my current boyfriend, so I guess we broke up and I was invited to his wedding…which I ruined. I confessed to the bride and then we all went to brunch in NYC to make up. 

Can you juggle: nope.

Do you like writing: not really.

Do you like dancing: yes! very much when alcohol is involved. 

Do you like singing: in my car.

Fantasies
Dream Vacation: currently- Cozumel with the baby catcher

Dream Guy: already got him! This guy I’ve been dating for 8 years who I have dubbed “baby catcher,” as he is currently an OB GYN resident. He’s catching babies left and right, all day err’day. No, but for real, he averages 3 per day. Keep em’ coming ladies!  

Dream wedding: small, but gorgeous. Peonies and hydrangeas everywhere, lots of gold and candles.  

Dream pet: a baby pig!!! 

Dream job: international food taster.

Favorite Song: no idea, but I thoroughly enjoy 90s pop.

Preferences
Guys/girls/both: Guys

Hair color: no preference

eye color: no preference

humorous/serious: humorous + intelligence

tall/short: tall

Biggest turn off:  jealousy & possessiveness issues, clinginess and/or lack of your own life to keep yourself entertained. I need my space, y’all. 

Biggest turn on: intelligence + a slim fit suit 

Tagging: igotfeldup, freckledog, yearwon, pushingpulls

Weekending

Weekending

Last photo in my phone! Thanks for tagging me goular and glassowhine!

Tagging the-elle-em, macaronsandmoet, revellery, and anyone else who wants to do it. I’m walking the dog while tumbling and I’m blanking on everyone’s tumblr names.

Last photo in my phone! Thanks for tagging me goular and glassowhine!

Tagging the-elle-em, macaronsandmoet, revellery, and anyone else who wants to do it. I’m walking the dog while tumbling and I’m blanking on everyone’s tumblr names.

revellery:

every time i hear anything about pizza it makes me want pizza. pizza is powerful. POWERFUL. always want pizza. always.

(via dembangs)

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS I NEED TO GO OMG

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS I NEED TO GO OMG

(via wineandglitterplease)

That one time this baby catcher bribed the bouncer with $40 to get me into the bar on my birthday because I forgot my ID.

That one time this baby catcher bribed the bouncer with $40 to get me into the bar on my birthday because I forgot my ID.

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualize women, or when school and the government sexualize women. But the second a woman is in control, and sexualizes herself willingly, it’s wrong and disgusting.

(via sodapippina)

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

The tags though

(via sodapippina)

Every day after our afternoon walk she pants lightly while she cools down and I tell her the same cheesy joke:

Paris, are you hot? Are you a HOT DOG?!!!!

Every day after our afternoon walk she pants lightly while she cools down and I tell her the same cheesy joke:

Paris, are you hot? Are you a HOT DOG?!!!!

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via ponytailtime)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via jdandunderemployed)

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